Today was just a great day for news, if not for anything else. Of course, if you read my blog earlier today, you saw that my I got a brief mention in the Tiger Weekly, which was cool.
Then, today, Jared was reading The Reveille at work and stumbled upon this little beauty on page 11:
(Click the image if you can’t read the article).
So, why is this awesome? Well, let’s backtrack to the beginning of the semester. Over at the help desk, we had three temp workers, two of which did their job and didn’t cause a bother. …then, there was Clarencia, but I’m going to go ahead and call her Tammy for the rest of this post.
Tammy was not a very good listener. She didn’t know how to answer phones, so I wrote a very detailed procedure on answering the phone, and then gave it to her and asked her to look over it and follow it for calls. After noticing a few more times where she didn’t troubleshoot at all on the phone, I reminded her of the guide and asked her again to follow it. She acknowledged me for the second time. Then, again, she was putting in work orders without troubleshooting, so, again, I asked her to troubleshoot. Her response? “No one ever told me to.”
I’m going to avoid getting myself in trouble and work and skip one part of the story, but let’s just say my boss is awesome.
Anyway, Tammy would constantly ask random people in the office (mostly Will or our ex-boss Mike) to go across the street, literally a walk of 20 seconds to PJ’s Coffee in the French House to buy her water or coffee or something. Like, she wouldn’t just say, “Are you going to PJ’s? Oh, you are? Can you pick me up something?” She’d be like, “Hey Will, go to PJ’s and get me some coffee.” I told her so many times to stop bugging people in the office with that in a nice way, “Tammy, it’s across the street. You can go yourself,” but she just kept it up.
So, she created a fake Facebook profile called “Tammy Patterson” (remember, Tammy isn’t her real name) on LSU’s network, and messaged some really mean stuff to Will, MCat, and myself. Will and I reported her to Facebook and got the account banned, and figured out within a few days whose account it was. She remade the account on the Baton Rouge network and started posting stuff like, “Let me be your porn star!” all over Mike’s wall. And by “all over,” I mean three solid wall pages of that kind of stuff.
At some point, she added me on Facebook with her real account and I pretended to be nice and accepted. Then, when her position was up, since it was a temporary position for the influx of calls at the beginning of the semester, I removed her from my friends.
Later, on October 18th, she sent me this PM on Facebook:
You know I am so glad that you deleted me off. You know, I actually added you by accident because I thought that I was logged onto my FAKE profile which is guess who?? THE ONE THAT YOU KEPT REJECTING. Anyway, I was like shit, I didn’t wanna add him and I couldn’t undo it, so I just left it, but you took care of that. Thanks a bunch.
PS: Did you really think that I wanted to add you after I had a problem with you the second day that I worked there? ha
BTW: As for the remarks that you make about only white people liking country and black people only listen to RAP? hint: “Craig only listens to rap.” and “Will, you like 50 cent???” and one more “Clarencia, you like Keith Urban????” That’s very ignorant. I don’t like racist people. I hope that you become more intelligent throughout your years in life.
FYI: I LIKE COUNTRY MUSIC.
Anyway, I hope that you enjoy sharing this nice little message to your wack co-workers (they know who they are).
I sent that to some of my coworkers and we had a good laugh. I’m not even going to rebut the “racist” comment. If you know Will, you’d be surprised that he likes 50 Cent too. What I am going to rebut is that Tammy found out that MCat is an atheist and blocked her on Facebook because apparently she’s one of those Christians that makes you ashamed to say that you’re also a Christian. It’s funny that she called ME ignorant. It was also funny that she thought we didn’t know Tammy Patterson was her.
She was just overall, a total bitch.
So, in conclusion, me and most of my coworkers laughed our asses off today at this article. I high-fived Jared when he showed it to me.
By the way, I don’t really care if I seemed mean at any point in this article. That girl was a total asswipe, this is like sweet revenge or something, even though she did it to herself.