Pete Wentz Is the Only Reason I’m Posting This

It only took two months, but I actually updated my grammar blog: Lie and Lay.

Lately I’ve been in more of a writing mood than I have in past months. I have no idea if this is related, but I think in the past couple of days, I’ve Tweeted less. Maybe subconsciously I know that what I have to say just can’t be condensed into 140 characters. :P

Anywho, the main point of this is to post a note here that for some reason, I posted on Facebook instead of posting it here and letting Facebook syndicate it. It’s probably the best meme I’ve ever seen. Everything following the break is the note.

I don’t normally do these things, but I took a look at this and decided I had to because the band I would choose would make it totally ridiculous. Don’t take any of these answers seriously except for the ones that obviously are.

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 10 people you like and include me (presuming I’m someone you like). You can’t use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It’s a lot harder than you think! Repost as “my life according to (band name)”

(P.S. I’m not tagging anyone. Too bad! :D)

Pick your Artist
Fall Out Boy

Are you a male or female:
“Grand Theft Autumn/Where Is Your Boy”

Describe yourself:
“I Don’t Care”

How do you feel:
“Homesick at Space Camp”

Describe where you currently live:
“America’s Suitehearts”

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
“Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown on a Bad Bet”

Your favorite form of transportation:
“Reinventing the Wheel to Run Myself Over”

Your best friend?
“The Music and the Misery”

You and your best friends are:
“Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends”

What’s the weather like?
“Calm Before the Storm”

Favorite time of day:
“Saturday”

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
“I’ve Got a Dark Alley and a Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth”

Your relationship:
“I’ve Got All This Ringing in My Ears and None on My Fingers”

What is life to you:
“Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying (Do your part to save the scene and stop going to shows)”

Your fear:
“Dead on Arrival”

What is the best advice you have to give:
“This Ain’t A Scene, It’s an Arms Race”

Thought for the Day:
“Tell That Mick He Just Made My List of Things to do Today”

How I would like to die:
“The Pros and Cons of Breathing”

My soul’s present condition:
“My Heart is The Worst Kind of Weapon”

My motto:
“Don’t You Know Who I Think I Am?”