Gasp, haiku Wednesday?!
Forgot to write one Tuesday,
Listening to Creed.
Prepare my weapon,
Flies invading apartment,
Flip-flop…SMACK! Dead flies.
Yo inphiltrate readers, I’m really happy for you, and I’mma let you finish, but haiku are the best poems of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Kanye West – wordsmith,
Voice of our generation,
Fish sticks in his mouth.
Creed split in 04,
Alter Bridge made Scott Stapp sad,
Kid Rock cheered Stapp up.
Computers are fun,
Except for when they explode,
Shrapnel in your face.
Impatience sets in,
Words that do not write themselves,
Task to accomplish.
Sprawled out on the beach,
That’s where I should be right now,
Peaceful crashing waves.
A sound so serene,
Lullaby of mother earth,
Drift away in dream.
Natural process,
Eyelids fight to overcome,
Fatigue conquers mind.
Microsoft AD,
Domain management nightmare,
Replication sucks.
Sunlight in my face,
Light so bright brings clarity,
Break from frosted glass.